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The Pain in My Coccyx is Not in My Head
When I was in my mid-thirties, I woke up one morning and found it painful to sit. It felt like someone had punched me in the tailbone, or...


What to Look for in a House as a Single Woman Over 50? Whatever You Damn Well Want
Find the link to the original article here . A first-time home buyer in her 50s, Dani Alpert realized age and experience made her an...


My Thinning Hair Taught Me Not to Give a F*uck!
Hair today, gone tomorrow. A writer shares with Shondaland how she learned to accept the hairs she did have and not focus on those that...


Revenge Travel: Can Hyper Globe Trotting Heal a Broken Heart?
Her ex took his new woman to THEIR places, so Dani Alpert had only one solution: Travel better, farther and more intensely. Did it work?...


I met my 90-year-old self at the dermatologist’s office.
I met my 90-year-old self at the dermatologist’s office. I was early. She was even earlier. I wore my hair down, unwashed, curly, and...


Pilates in Dubai, UAE
“Is there Pilates in Dubai?” “Do women wear their scarves when they work out?” I couldn’t answer these frequently asked questions before...


Why Pilates? Part 4: Pilates Tool Kit
We spend too much of our precious time sitting on our backsides. Whether we’re at our computers for hours, updating our Facebook status...


Why Pilates? Part 3: The Principles
Mr. Pilates called his method Contrology . You can read all about it in his book, Return To Life. These principles, or concepts, that I’m...


Why Pilates? Part 2: What Is The Core?
It’s a catch phrase in gyms spanning from Los Angeles to Dubai. If asked, most personal trainers, and lay people, will tell you that ‘the...


Why Isn’t Everyone Doing Pilates? Part 1
Why isn’t everyone doing Pilates? Gwyneth , Madonna, Jennifer Aniston do. And , and did you see Pippa’s derriere? Need I say more? I’ve...


Pilates Leads To Great Sex!
Pilates can improve your sex life. Period. And, as per usual, I speak from experience. I hope that by now, everyone has read about or has...


Does Sex Sell Pilates?
I recently got hired as a Pilates instructor at a tony health club. The management asked me if I could offer free demos to introduce...


All Roads Lead to The Vagina
I was at my dermatologist recently for my semi-annual skin check—I’ve had things. I’m waiting in the room for the doctor, wearing my poly...


Is Your Vagina Stoned?
Getting my lady parts stoned was never on my ‘to do’ list. Every time I think I put writing about the magical powers, and storing...


Knit One, Vulva Two
Photo credit: Organart.wordpress.com Knit one, vulva two. Or is it knit one, purl two? I’m definitely late coming to this party but...


My Vagina Has Bluetooth
PhotoCredit: LoonLabInc I don’t like to brag or boast, but while my gynecologist had her face between my thighs the other day, she had to...


Fat Free Vaginal Yogurt
It seems that unless I have the words, vagina or hand job, in my posts, people don’t seem to be as interested. Hmm. That speaks to the...


Vaginal Weightlifting
PhotoCredit : medicaldaily.com Russian weightlifters; Vasiliy Ivanovich Alekseyev , Yury Vlasov and Ruslan ALBEGOV. And now Tatyana...


Steam-Cleaning My Vagina
Link to the original article here . Gwyneth Paltrow has something else for us ladies to do so as to give our vaginas that youthful glow....


Gee Your Hair Smells Like Placenta
Link to the original article here . It was hard to choose what to write about; learning to play a new sport later in life, or using...


My Big Fat Hollywood Meeting with Courtney Love
Several years ago, or a decade ago (who can remember), my then-writing partner and I wrote a spec screenplay that received all kinds of...
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